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67174 No. 67174
Thread 1: Arrival.

Well, this is certainly strange, you think to yourself as you look around. The castle on the hill is new, certainly, and you don't remember your back yard having so many trees. And you might be imagining it but you could swear that the air is cleaner. You turn back to your house, and your barely surprised when its no longer there, and instead is replaced with even more trees.

"What the hell?" You ask yourself.

Idly you take a sip from the coffee mug in your hand and review the items on your person.

Luckily, you still have your...

[] Amazin Laser. Strictly for gardening purposes. 95% charged (Warning, do not point Amazin Laser at People, Animals, Police, Police Helecoptors, Army Personel, or Military Equipment. Makers of Amazin Laser are not responsible for the death or disintegrations of Friends, Enemies, Family and Loved Ones. Please use Amazin Laser responsibly.)

[] Funny Hat. Sure people laugh at you for wearing it, but its always been comfortable to you. Like a security blanket.
[] Write in type of hat

[] Lucky Coin. A large double headed coin that has always brought you a little luck, beyond the... obvious applications. Its weight in your hand is a comforting reassurance.

[] Walking stick. It used to be an old axe handle, but the head is long gone leaving you with a rather nice hefty piece of wood to use on your walks.

Optional
[] Inventory

>> No. 67175
[x] Funny Hat. Sure people laugh at you for wearing it, but its always been comfortable to you. Like a security blanket.
[x] Your shirt, that you pull slightly over your head whenever you turn into your alter ego, The Great Cornholio.
>> No. 67176
>Idly you take a sip from the coffee mug in your hand and review the items on your person.

>Luckily, you still have your...

[x] "World's Greatest Dad" coffee mug
>> No. 67177
[x] Your shirt, that you pull slightly over your head whenever you turn into your alter ego, The Great Cornholio.

This.
>> No. 67178
[x] Funny Hat. Sure people laugh at you for wearing it, but its always been comfortable to you. Like a security blanket.
[x] Your shirt, that you pull slightly over your head whenever you turn into your alter ego, The Great Cornholio.

Can't go wrong.
>> No. 67179
interesting quirk for this anon to pick up.
>> No. 67180
This guy's going to be a smash hit with the nineball squad, and an incredibly bad influence on Chen.

I can see it now.
>> No. 67182
[x] Funny Hat. Sure people laugh at you for wearing it, but its always been comfortable to you. Like a security blanket.
[x] Your shirt, that you pull slightly over your head whenever you turn into your alter ego, The Great Cornholio.
>> No. 67183
Seriously, a Bevis and Butthead reference? I know we often go for references around here, and some turn out ok, but this one has been stale and run into the ground for years. The jokes gotten old and it hasn't even begun.
>> No. 67184
Beavis in Gensokyo?
>> No. 67185
>>67183
I agree that it is an odd reference, but I did give the option, and I've thought of a way to work it in already.
>> No. 67186
>>67184
lets not go that far, hmm?
>> No. 67187
[x] Funny Hat. Sure people laugh at you for wearing it, but its always been comfortable to you. Like a security blanket.
[x] Your shirt, that you pull slightly over your head whenever you turn into your alter ego, The Great Cornholio.

Remember when MTV was good?
>> No. 67189
Your shirt, that you pull slightly over your head whenever you turn into your alter ego, The Great Cornholio.

your favorite black shirt. You must have slept in it after coming home from the party last night. People always laugh and give you strange looks when you put on that bit from a long canceled tv show, but you do it so. damn. well. you concider it your icebreaker at parties.

Other than that, your left with your pajama's, your slippers, and your bathrobe.

You take another sip of coffee from your "Worlds Greatest Dad" Mug and look around, wondering what to do when you hear noise.

After a moment you can tell its getting closer.

[] Stay here and hold your ground.
[] Move (pick a direction)
[] Hide.
[] Find some kind of weapon to defend yourself with.
[] Write in.
>> No. 67193
[x] Stay here and see what this dude's problem is.
[x] Sip your coffee, before it gets cold.

Yeah, I'm standing here. Last I checked it was, like, a free country, man.
>> No. 67194
[x] Stay here and see what this dude's problem is.
[x] Sip your coffee, before it gets cold.

Lookin' kinda Godot here, Anonymous.
>> No. 67201
[x] Stay here and see what this dude's problem is.
[x] Sip your coffee, before it gets cold.
>> No. 67210
[x] Stay here and see what this dude's problem is.
[x] Sip your coffee, before it gets cold.
>> No. 67212
[X] Capital letters. Learn to use them.
>> No. 69922
so is this dead or what
>> No. 69923
>>69922

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is dead.