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First CYOA.....
______________________________________________

Blackness.... thats all you can see. Your vison than slowly returns. You are still in your EVA as you can see... But.. you can't see anything else....what do you do?

[] Radio someone
[] Move the EVA
[] Get out of the EVA-Plug
[] Epic Write in

>> No. 141681
[X] EPIC WRITE IN
>> No. 141683
[X] Epic Write in

Amaze me.
>> No. 141684
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Isn't /th/ great?
>> No. 141686
[X] Epic Write in
>> No. 141689
[x] Frog blast the vent core
>> No. 141690
[x]We... are obviously... William Shatner. And captain, there's... some thing... on the wing. Something... on the wing.
>> No. 141691
>>141690
OMG I LOL...
>> No. 141692
[x] Epic Write in
-[x] I believe this would be moreso a thing for /others/ then this, seeing as how this is obviously a mecha fic.
>> No. 141693
Ok .. Epic Write in Won ... so i'll get that up tomorow. Good night everybody.
>> No. 141694
>>141693
Um, You do know a write in is us making some sort of action you didnt expect right? Not a write-in as in update.

Srsly, lurkmoar.
>> No. 141695
>>141694
I know... but nobody here does... so whatever.
>> No. 141697
>>141695
>...
>THAT GUY

I know it's you, Mugen. Get the fuck out of here.
>> No. 141698
>>141697
LOL Who?
>> No. 141699
>>141698
Aside from horrible trolling, what exactly are you trying to accomplish here? Surely you have some sort of secret agenda you are trying to prove, as nobody could be this obviously retarded.
>> No. 141700
>>141699
WTF Man... I'm new here so i don't know who you are talking about. So what exactly are YOU trying to accomplish here?
>> No. 141701
>>141700
Just stop. Even the most naive users can tell you are horribly trying to troll for some idiotic purpose. So, once again, what's your angle? What are you trying to prove here?
>> No. 141702
>>141700


Hello, Random Anon.

I can tell it's you. As inept a troll as ever. Enjoy the inevitable ban.
>> No. 141703
Seriously, Random Anon, it's been half a year, and every time you've come here you've been banned promptly. Aren't you tired of this by now? Don't you have paste to go eat or something?
>> No. 141708
I think the proper answer would have been

[x] Where is Ayanami? I must find Ayanami.

Because we (Shinji) just badassed the fuck out to kill Zeruel and GET HER BACK! This is the mandatory reference to Badass!RebuildShinji.
>> No. 141710
>>141702
Oh shit.
Shit's going the fuck down tonight.

I prolly should'va noticed it was a troll with the whole the DOT DOT DOT DOT and very short. Ah well who cares at least now we can ban the faggot.

Also, Why would this person keep coming back if he knows he's going to get banned, and not even try to hide it?
>> No. 141711
>>141702
Obviously it's not Random Anon. It's William Shatner! Couldn't you tell through all of the ellipses?

goddamnit william shatner stop being useless
>> No. 141720
This has been stickied because I think it deserves to be seen.
>> No. 141723
I am nowhere drunk enough for this. Not yet.
>> No. 141725
>>141720
Fucking brilliant.
>> No. 141727
>>141708
You nigger. We are Rei. Or at least one of them.
>> No. 141730
>>141720
>stickied
whyyyy
(sage is not even helping not bump it)
>> No. 141734
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I can't wait for the part of the story where every update consists of absolutely nothing but this image posted every day for a month.
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<-- My face upon reading this thread.
>> No. 141739
What the hell?

No, seriously, what.
>> No. 141740
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IT'S BEEN AN HOUR, MODE
>> No. 141742
Why Mode, why?
>> No. 141743
The EVA’S TV screens finally come back on. The first thing you can see is the shape of the 4th ANGEL. It’s moving over what looks like a small shrine of some sort. You remember that your progressive knife is in your left shoulder pylon and your Pallet Gun is in your right shoulder pylon. You also remember that you can use an A.T. Field, a nearly impenetrable force-field barrier which Angels and Evangelions can generate, in order to defend yourself.
What do you do?
[] Use your Weapons
[] Use your A.T. Field
[] Just run at it.
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>>141743
>> No. 141746
[x] Hit the white square at the first post and hit 'delete'
>> No. 141749
Son, look at your posts. Do you see that "LOL"? Do you see that "OMG", that "WTF", and that painfully fresh-to-the-wider-internet sound of your words?

Do you see how literally no one else here is talking like that, especially without being hated?

Yeah. Lurk more.

Also, you might want to become a bit better a writing before you try this. This is not a good place to start your career.

Saging on principle.
>> No. 141750
>>141742

Because this thread is horrible and I wanted people to pile shit on it, so it can serve the future as an example of what does not fly around here and what one can expect if they try to do this.
>> No. 141751
>>141750

I see.

Now I understand what's going on.
>>141743

[x] Wait for it to crush the shrine completely. Then leave the EVA and fight it with BARE FISTS!
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>>141750
So, this thread is now an imagedump?

Sounds good to me.
>> No. 141758
[X] Insert your nano-molecular cutter into its orifices.
>> No. 141760
[ ] Realize you have entered an inane fantasy, a dream world in which logic is not logical, and the rational elements of the universe no longer apply.

[ ] Howl with an anguished tongue, letting the world know of your betrayed grief, of the sanity which even now slips free of your feverish clutches, like the last bar of soap in the prison shower stalls, knowing that ahead can only await still deeper sorrow.

[ ] Gaze upon your hated nemesis. Let split your lungs with blood and thunder at his approach, break your back and crack the oars as you rise to meet his coming.

[ ] Epic fistfight.

[ ] Hark, upon thine final blow, thy pillock of an opponent has split into a vast quantity of smaller likenesses unto itself. Stamp them out, that they might no longer be a blight upon the cities face, eh? Theres a lad, pip pip.

[ ] No, sonny, I said stamp, stamp, not let them... oh, that's fantastic, now they have ropes. Where the devil did they get ahold of ropes, anyway?

[ ] So, now they've pinned you down and tied you up, a scene worthy of any Lilliput, though this one be lackluster. Judging by their frenzied babble, they plan to rip out your beating heart and sacrifice it to their sleeping star-gods in order to wake the great old ones. Well, good luck with that, you'll have no further advice from me, seeing as you've bollixed up the last bit.

[ ] No, really, I'm not telling you anything. You'll have to work it out on your own.

[ ] And look. Your tiny captors are now werewolves. isn't that nice.

[ ] No, I won't... look, alright fine. Just this once. They tied you loosely, pick an arm you don't need and dislocate it, you can wriggle right out of your bonds when they aren't looking. Do that.

[ ] Yes, yes, I know it will hurt. You know what hurts more? The knowledge that you are worth absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things, and nobody will really miss you when you're gone. Hop to it, you pansy.

[ ] Good, you're loose, and they're panicking. Stop crying like a baby and get to stomping. You are godzilla, they are the screaming bystanders, you understand?

[ ] JSDF OUT OF NOWHERE. Dodge those missiles, dodge, dodge, dodge!

[ ] This is a bad time, Gamera!

[ ] They just keep coming. But you're strong. You can do this. I.. I believe in you, buddy.

[ ] YOU ARE NOW KING OF THE KAIJU, AND YOU-

[ ] Epic interrupt not-twist twist ending: "It was all just a dreeeeaaaam."

[ ] The end!
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Can't wait to get to the h-scenes.
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>> No. 141765
>>141762
>>141763
>>141764
fapfapfapfapfapfap
>> No. 141766
[x] Call out: "MEDIC, MEDIC MEDIC! DOOOOKTOOOOOR!"

-[x] Reunite with your Medic. Hug. Make out. No, it's not gay if you have done it before with Sasha/are at work. This kind of thing just happens. Completely natural.

-[x] Crack open this stupid gel tube of a spawnroom and get movin'.

-[x] Check if you can see the Capture Points or the Intelligence Room, or any signs pointing towards them/it. Move towards them if possible.

-[x] Notice a huge, skyscraper-sized... thing having a punchup with a few TINY LEETLE BAAABY ME- oh wait, are those girls? Pah. Noone respects the mercenary business anymore. Sending wimmin into the battlefield. Pretty nice amount of blinkenlicher they're throwing out though. The brass beast in your hands could take a few points from it. Hey, what the hell are you thinking? NOTHING CAN DEFEAT SASHA AND YOU AND MEDIC, AS LONG AS YOU STICK TOGETHER.

-[x] Finally realize what that thing is. Wonder about who upscaled the Horseless Headless Horsemann 5000% and switched the model to some weird red robot with fins on its shoulders.

-[x] Scream "CHARGE ME DOKTOR". Smile as your uke MEDIC obliges. Feel a tremendous hardness envelop your body. Smile some more.

-[x] Scream "RAAAAAAAAAH!" and charge towards the fucking NPC with intent on slaughtering it mercilessly. It will feel your wrath. It will feel your hate, your love, AND ALL OF YOUR SORROW! IT WILL REGRET THE DAY IT HAS ENTERE-

-[x] Get stepped on. Accidentially.

[RonPerlman] And so it was that the RED Heavy ventured forth from Vault EVA 01 intent on discovering the fate of a previous respawn who has once sacrificed the future of RED team for that of his own next respawn.
Gensokyo proved a cruel and inhospitable place.
But it was not until the end of this long road that the RED Heavy learned the true meaning of that greatest of virtues – sacrifice. Getting stepped on by the irradiated hulk of a machine, the respawn followed the example of the respawn sacrificing life itself for the greater good of RED team.
So ends the story of the RED Heavy, who stepped through the great hatch of Vault EVA 01 and into the anals of legend. But the tale of RED team will never come to a close, for the struggle of TF2 is a FPS without end, and FPS – FPS never changes. [/RonPerlman]
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Here's me reading this thread.
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>>141767
I knew you were watching us all along!
>> No. 141769
Can we just autosage this shit already?
>> No. 141770
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>>141769
Mode turned this piece of shit into a sticker to show us what to avoid.
Even if I think he was high when he got that idea, I must admit that makes sense.

Also, my face when I read this thread.
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>>141769
Sup Twitty.

You are just making a big deal out of something that is not one so why don't you just rest a bit and clear your head.
>> No. 141772
>>141771

So we should let shit continue to fester on this board?

Yeah, I see nothing wrong with.

NOTHING WRONG WITH IT AT ALL.
>> No. 141773
>>141772
Rather than letting it fester, turn it into something productive. E.g. mock the hell out of it. See: half the damned replies in this thread

>>141770
It's not a sticky anymore.
>> No. 141774
>>141773
Great.
Also, my vote:
[] Make a cross-over between My Immortal and this story.

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG, and I wanna a fight between DUMBLYDORE and Yukari, both piloting EVAs.
>> No. 141775
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This entire fucking thread.
>> No. 141776
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Seriously now, will this ... thing be added to THP archive for posterity (HAHAHAHA) or not?
>> No. 141777
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>>141772
Everythings under control here.

The /blue/ commando has been dispatched as we speak and we have professionals working around the clock to contain the problem. The officials have been notified and the threat level for the site has been upped to pinkish. A statement will follow shortly.

Your job is done. Leave the rest up to the pros.
>> No. 141778
[x] Whip it out
>> No. 141779
>>141777

There is nothing under control at all. All that's simply happening it's letting it continue to fester like an untreated wound. It's infected and must be amputated from the rest of the site, removed before it destroys the entire body from disease and destruction.

Honest to god, why must this shit still be here?
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>>141779
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
>> No. 141781
>>141779

Are you normally a gigantic pussy or is this something new?
>> No. 141782
>>141779
Hi, You must be new here. Let me tell you something, As this will help you quite the lot on to how to be a successful anon.

Rule 1. Complain.
Rule 2. Make it seem like one topic will destroy the entire site.
Rule 3. Never stop being a faggot.

Oh wait, You already knew all of this? Well I'm giving you an A on your test of faggotry then.
>> No. 141789
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tz148nT-UMg
>> No. 141814
>>141779

The world is a horrible and cruel place, where injustices go unpunished every day. Adultery, larceny, rape, murder. The worst of these yet, though, is a shitty thread on /th/ that precisely one user has their panties wedged so far up their ass, they filter their oxygen intake.

That user is you. A lone, valiant knight shining in the darkness of cancer. A malignant tumour that only you can see through your magic glasses, that threatens to consume the entire internet should it not instantly be purged. You fight alone, in your valiant quest, to get the powers to be to acknowledge the threat only you can see, but it is to no avail.

For you see, your magic glasses have a name. A name well known, but the origin of which is lost to the annals of time. That name, is Retardation. It is only because of your Retardation that you see the tumour, and should you be rid of it, you will find what everyone that ignores you already can see; That this thread is not a problem in the slightest, and you are just suffering from Retardation.

Cast aside the magic glasses, Twitty! Abandon your dedication to Retardation and join us in our mockery, or fall to our jeers as well!

tl;dr Stop being an alarmist idiot.
>> No. 141831
>>141814
And then there's people like this, Who make amazing things in the equal to the dumpster behind McDonalds.
Bravo Anon. Just bravo.
>> No. 141835
>>141814
saved for posterity.
>> No. 141838
I give up.

That's all I can say now.
>> No. 141839
>>141838
Sometimes thats the right answer.
>> No. 141840
>>141839

So stop bumping this thread already and let it die!
>> No. 141842
>>141838
Twitty. That is not true and we all know it.
>> No. 141844
>>141842

And I've given up on trusting you guys to trust me as well.
>> No. 141845
>>141844
Just because we mess around in a shit thread?

Grow up. This has nothing to do with trust.
>> No. 141846
>>141844
Trust about what?
That you wouldn't be posting in here to complain yet again?
>> No. 141847
>>141845
>>141844
>>141842
Now all of you faggots take a lesson from >>141840 's book, and shut the fuck up and stop bumping this shitstain of a thread please.
>> No. 141848
>>141847
I'm not entirely sure I feel comfortable complying with that request.
>> No. 141849
>>141848
Me neither.
>> No. 141850
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WEEEEOOOOO....WEEEEEOOOOOO....WEEEEEOOOOO...WEEEEOOOOO...

the alarm balared through GENSOAKEEO-3 faculty like a loud noise...

“the alarm is blaraing” said Raymond Hakuray to Marlisa Krisamambay...

“I heared the alaram too ZEE” Marassa said back to Raymuse...

“We must stob the alram!!!” says Reymo and so they go and they do...

“I am glad that we stob the alaram ZEE” Murisa tells Raymbo...

“WHAT ARE YOU DONG MURSABA” crayed Delorriss Megatron! “THE ALARAM WAS TO TELL THAT ANGLES WERE ATTACK YOU ARE SO STUPID” she tells them...

“Boy ZEE Im glad you told us ZEE arenot you glad Raymbu ZEE” sayed Murraysazee

“I am glad” said the glad Raimu to say she was gald....

“SHUT UP MERASSA I HAET YOU BUT YOU CAN COME OVER TO MY PALACE FOR TEA UND BOOK WHY DONT YOU CALL ME NEMORE” demeandered Laurice Margarine

“Thats because you are a creepy stalker who is creepy ZEE” teezed Marumba to Alissaa Marzeepan who gotted mad

“SHADDUP I AM NOT CREEPSTALK YOU JUST WONT ACCEPT MY FEELINGS YOU STUPID DUMMY I HAET YOU I HAET YOU I LOVE YOU YOU BITCH

“Aye carumba! You tell her Zenorita Rorris San!” squeezed Metal Night who was her gardening that she maded when she was a child ain Macaw with her mothers Slinky who was a total MILB with a falped of his wing...

“We must fighyt the Angles!shuttered Rayboo to Melissa and Owllice McCracken “Get into EVAN and fight the Angles!”

Meanwhile Chirno Ikareye who had camed to become EVAN plot was sitting alone in room with her friend Die...

“I dont want to plot Evan!” crayed Cringho on Dies bosombs

Lissen to me said Dye to Creerno No mattered how much you want you mustnt rum away

“But I want to run away” snivveled Cringlo

“YOU MUSTNT” yellowed Eye

“I MUSNTNT RUN AWAY” said Crio back to Daye

No you musntnt run away “said Edye” you are density to plot Evan so go and plot IT!”

“Not so fast” said Sakuraka Iezayoy “Would you like to have some ice cream before you go...” she said hodling ice cream

“YAY I LIKE ICE CREAM” shoutered Cirnno and Daie

“Well too bad you can't have any” smirked Sakuza Eezyamode who thrown ice creams to the flor and stpped on them with her feet

“WHY YOU DO THAT” sbobbed Cinno

“Beceause I am a pad lady” Segundoya sneeerked and ran off whyile creaming YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Meanwhile in NERF COOMAND Delorean Margentrud was fixing the computar machine with Mechanite her gardeniam from child because it had been infect with Angles

“WE MUST STOP THE ANGLES FROM SPREAD IN THE MACHINE” Allayce studdered because she had a speche imbedement as a result of being a sundaeray

“Aya carumba! Why must we stop the Angles from spread in the machine Senior Master Lorry-san?” chppered Metaranaka

“BECAYUSE IF WE DONT THEN IT WILL FILL COMPUTAR WITH ANGLE LICE CANER AND DESTRUCT THE WORLD WITH THE CANCRE OF ANGLES”

“dAMED DIRTY aNGLES SAID METAKI9TE “...

DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT DOT

[ ] RED


[ ] left


[ ] Constantanople


[ ] 999


[ ] FRY ME TO ZA MOON A LEHME PURAY AMONG THA STARRS LEMME SEE WAT SPRRINGISRIKE ON JEWPETAHAN MAHS
>> No. 141851
>>141850
This is great and you should feel great.
[x] Constantanople
>> No. 141852
[x] left

ALWAYS GO LEFT.
>> No. 141854
>>141850
I am seriously thinking about reading this aloud once I get my mic working.
>> No. 141855
>>141850
>Metal Night who was her gardening that she maded when she was a child ain Macaw with her mothers Slinky

Usually I don't find these sorts of endeavors very humorous, but this single line made up for the rest of it. Fucking Meta-Knight. Goddamn, I still can't get over that.
>> No. 141856
>>141854
My microphone is working. Want me to read it for you?
>> No. 141857
[x] Constantanople

Not sure what to expect.
>> No. 141858
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[x] Istanbul
>> No. 141860
[X] Constantinople

The Red Apple of the World shall be ours! Death to Constantine XI and his infidel followers! Up with Glorious Leader Mehmet! Rûm shall know the True Faith!
>> No. 141871
[X] IT ALL COMES TUMBLIN' DOWN TUMBLIN' DOWN TUMBLIN' DOOOOOOOWN.
>> No. 141872
>>141855
That was an embarrassment for all THP

[x] Constantinople
THE CAPITAL OF THE HOLY WESTERN ROMAN EMPIRE
>> No. 141874
[x] Constantinople
>>141872
Constantinople is the capital of the Eastern Roman Empire, not the Western. Rome was the capital of the Western Roman Empire.
>> No. 141876
>>141874

I think that's the joke.
>> No. 141877
>>141874
Neither of which were the Holy Roman Empire. Which was in central Europe.
>> No. 141879
>>141877


Hence it's a joke for anyone who's got a basic brief of history or google at their disposal.
>> No. 141891
[x] Constantanople

TO THE QUEEN OF CITIES! TO THE SECOND ROME!
>> No. 141900
[x] Byzantium
>> No. 141902
[x] Moscow

Fuck the first and second romes
>> No. 141903
>>141902


I think you mean moskva
>> No. 141905
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With little time to spare to do the thing that must be done the EVANplots rum and jump into the entry plug to send them into the EVANS...

“WE MUYST FIGHT THE ANGLES” creamed Rambo Hunkyray as her long hard plug interred the tight hole in the back of the EVAN...

“ZEE yeah we ZEE are gonna ZEE the fuck outta them Angles ZEE!!!! chered Meerassa Khristmassunday as her own rigied pole plunged into her EVAN in a similaraly Fraudian manner...

“MAMBASSA YOU FAT WHORE I BAKEDED A CAKE FOR YOU FUCKCUNT SO COME BCACK SO WE CAN EAT IT AND MAYBE LATER EAT ME TOO IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK” stuttered and stammered Walrus Marketdroid sunderlyly...

Meanwhales in NERFS coomand centre...

“EVAN EUNICHS LAUCH NAO” commandeered commandeer Yukarai Yagumbo head of NERF who sated with her hams stapled broodly...

“LUNCH EVANS UNITS” copied Yukaray's asst Ram who does that sort of thing all the time but doesn't do it as cool because she doesn't get to sit at a desk...

And so EWANS lanch to fight the Angles what come from the sky because they are plots of EVAN and that is what they do...


Meanwhile...in another party...of NERFSHQ....

YOU sit in the seat in DRS OFFACE and wait for DR Enron Machagogo to come and give you restult of your chekup which she does right now as you sit and wait...

“Good news, I have your results” said DR Heron smilingly “You are perfectly healthy and suited to be a pilot”

That was good news you know because it was what you wanted to hear and also because she told you it was good which it is...

“Unfortunately, I do have some bad news” she says frowningly...

Bad news...you know that is probably not good...

“Yes, I am afraid that there was a slight mishap while I was conducting your tests, and as a result all of your organs are currently residing outside of your body, along with your skin, muscles, and thirty percent of your skeletal system.” DR Aaron Yakkogoro continues...

“Tht sounds bad” you say as you pretend to understand what she just said to you so you dont look stupid...

“You don't understand a word of what I just said to you, do you” DR lady says disprovingly...

“I do to I undestate lost of stuff” you report witly...

“In simple terms, by some unfortunate accident you have been reduced to a state in which what little there is left of your body is currently a featureless, hollowed-out husk of meat, kept alive purely through the extensive array of life-support systems that are currently connected to you, and without which you would be dead in under a second. Also, pumping enough drugs into you to kill an elephant. That is also helping you.” she says to you or so you think since you are the only one there beside her though really in front of her...”Don't worry, though, I am a professional and will have you fixed up in relatively normal shape before you know it, though perhaps minus a few superfluous organs that would be doing little more for you than take up space. You do not mind, do you?”

YOU don't know what any of that means but it had a lot of big words so you think it was probably good to not have that stuff...

Notting in agreemint DR Enrin Magumbo hands you a paper and penis which you look at her confusingly...

“Do not worry, I just need you to provide some basic things before I may begin the procedure. Information about your medical history, physical appearance, what allergies you may have that I did not think to test for, and a formal waiver of your rights to litigation as well as giving me legal custody of anything that may be left of you in the event of your untimely demise.” the DR smeles at you...

“What, like insurance stuff” you ask, befuzed by even more of the big words...

“Yes, let's go with that.” DR Heron smils and nod...


[ ] NAME
[ ] AGE
[ ] SEX
[ ] GENDER
[ ] COCK SIZE
[ ] BALL SIZE
[ ] HAIR COLOR
[ ] PUBE COLOR
[ ] BEARD
[ ] NO BEARD
[ ] MOUSTACHE
[ ] LEFT EYE COLOR
[ ] RIGHT EYE COLOR
[ ] WINGS
[ ] NO WINGS
[ ] POWERS
[ ] INVERT Y AXIS
[ ] AUTO
[ ] MANUEL
[ ] WHINY
[ ] NOT WHINY
[ ] BREASTS
[ ] RANDOM
>> No. 141906
Once was moderately funny. Twice is just too much.
>> No. 141907
>>141906
Too much fun is abad thing?

I would vote but I am too confused.
>> No. 141908
>>141907
No, he's right.
Stupid can be fun, to a point, but it wears thin very quickly.
>> No. 141910
>>141908
Yeah, but what is funny and what is stupid depends on the viewer.
The beginning and update one are stupid to me but the second half of the last update got my attention.

Duh, I guess I should start filling the formula.
[Parcival Messerschmitt (get it?)] NAME
[26] AGE
[male] SEX
[the same] GENDER
[what?] COCK SIZE
[no comment] BALL SIZE
[blonde] HAIR COLOR
[What kind of formula is that anyway?] PUBE COLOR
[nope] BEARD
[X] NO BEARD
[see ↑] MOUSTACHE
[Green] LEFT EYE COLOR
[the same] RIGHT EYE COLOR
[wings are gay] WINGS
[X] NO WINGS
[sewing, dirty combat tricks] POWERS
[no] INVERT Y AXIS
[nyet] AUTO
[ja] MANUEL
[nein] WHINY
[sí] NOT WHINY
[no] BREASTS
[ ] RANDOM

I hope I don't anger anyone by voting. Especially by voting like this.
>> No. 141911
[RAYMOO HAKARAI] NAME
[2] AGE
[OH YEAH BABY] SEX
[BOTH] GENDER
[BIGGER THEN URS OLOLOLO] COCK SIZE
[NO] BALL SIZE
[BLUE CUZ I LIKE ANIMOO] HAIR COLOR
[35] PUBE COLOR
[YES] BEARD
[YES] NO BEARD
[MAYBE] MOUSTACHE
[PENIS] LEFT EYE COLOR
[VAGINA] RIGHT EYE COLOR
[COCK] WINGS
[THATS GAY BRO] NO WINGS
[SEXYNESS] POWERS
[I INVERTED YOUR MOTHERS AXIS] INVERT Y AXIS
[NO] AUTO
[MANUAL] MANUEL
[WAH WAH] WHINY
[WAH WAH] NOT WHINY
[SUPER OMEGA DDDDDD-CUP] BREASTS
[DOMRAN] RANDOM

Nothing can go wrong with this.
>> No. 141921
[x] draw stick figures all over form
>> No. 141938
[x] Draw stick figures all over form
>> No. 141945
[RAYMOO HAKARAI] NAME
[2] AGE
[OH YEAH BABY] SEX
[BOTH] GENDER
[BIGGER THEN URS OLOLOLO] COCK SIZE
[NO] BALL SIZE
[BLUE CUZ I LIKE ANIMOO] HAIR COLOR
[35] PUBE COLOR
[YES] BEARD
[YES] NO BEARD
[MAYBE] MOUSTACHE
[PENIS] LEFT EYE COLOR
[VAGINA] RIGHT EYE COLOR
[COCK] WINGS
[THATS GAY BRO] NO WINGS
[SEXYNESS] POWERS
[I INVERTED YOUR MOTHERS AXIS] INVERT Y AXIS
[NO] AUTO
[MANUAL] MANUEL
[WAH WAH] WHINY
[WAH WAH] NOT WHINY
[SUPER OMEGA DDDDDD-CUP] BREASTS
[DOMRAN] RANDOM
>> No. 141948
>MFW I am random anom
>MFW I first appeard on the saxton hale story
>MFW i ran it into the dirt
>MFW I got banned
>MFW I started using proxies to fake IPs and make stories go my way
>MFW mods caugt on only after I tipped them off
>MFW they stopped a good ton of proxies yet not all of them
>get bored of proxy surfing
>discover tor and raid site with CP and shitty votes writefags falling for me thanks to tors switch ldentity feature stories go how i dictate them
>tip mods off on tor

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>> No. 141951
>>141948
>discover tor and raid site with CP

wat

When did that happen? The last case was at the beggining of this site.
>> No. 141953
>>141948
>>141949
>using more then one line of greentext

If you want to make fun of a faggot, Dont be a faggot in the first place. It makes you seem like an idiot.

Oh wait. You are. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>> No. 141954
>>141952

I don't want to see any CP, was just curious about when that happened. I'm here almos all the time, but never saw any CP being posted after the first two months.
>> No. 141955
>>141949
>MFW hurricane killed demetarious

Hasn't heard anything about this either. I'm guseeing he just...left. ;_;
>> No. 141956
>>141955
He'll be back. He said he wouldn't ditch the story.
He promised...
>> No. 141957
>>141955
>>141956
Guys, calm down. At the absolute worst... well, it's not uncommon for Quests on /tg/ to be taken up by new GMs. Certainly there will be an elegen/tg/entleman that can take up the burden of Demetrious' Quest?
>> No. 141958
>>141957
I don't know. Demetrious is very, very good with his characters; I doubt some random other writer would be able to continue his story without seriously hurting it.
>> No. 141962
Someone can explain me how a story with Evas turned into a topic about Demetrious' (supposed) death?
>> No. 141966
Who cares about Demetrious? I'm more interested in where the hell Nobody and Bread are. If you're reading this: update your stories, fags.
>> No. 141967
>>141966
>Nobody and Bread

This may sound harsh, but...who?
>> No. 141968
>>141966


I've smacked them both for you. Rest assured they are being lazy, not dead.
>> No. 141970
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141970
>>141958
>Demetrious is very, very good with his characters
>> No. 141971
>>141958
>I don't know. Demetrious is very, very good

Stopped right there. If that fag never comes back, I'll rejoice.
>> No. 141972
>>141970
>>141971

Opinions, lol. Demetrious was one of the best and most fun writers we've had.
>> No. 141976
>>141972
>Opinions lol
>post opinion
I'm sorry, Could you repeat that a bit slower?
>> No. 141977
In last "a wizard is you" thread someone writed that demetrious stopped posting because of finals. No idea if this is truth or bullshit.
Anyone has idea how long those lasts in USA?
>> No. 141978
>>141977

been done for months
>> No. 141979
>>141977


His finals are over.
>> No. 141980
>>141962

Let's just start a new thread already about this subject instead of bumping this thread all the time.
>> No. 141985
>>141980
Fuck no. We don't need another thread for that faggot. His story isn't nearly good enough to warrant an offshoot thread bitching for him to come back.
>> No. 141986
>>141985


Hello, you must be new here.

There's a nice thread in /blue/ where you can complain and jerk off to yourself as much as you want.

Feel free to use that, anytime.
>> No. 141989
>>141986
Will do, thanks.

I'm sure in the near future, one of your contemporaries will make a thread complaining about Demetrious' absence so you can complain and jerk off to him all you want there.

Feel free to wait warmly until that happens.
>> No. 141992
>>141989

While I agree that none of us should be talking about this here, I'd hardly call people stating they like an author "jerking off" to them.

If you don't like his story, cool. That is a perfectly valid opinion. However, you don't really have the high ground to be insulting others because they like a story you don't. That kind of faggotry is what makes stories die. And even if you don't like his story, any story of even moderate popularity dying is a major hit for this site, and we lose people (or at least come a step closer to losing people) each time it happens.

It may seem like this site will keep going regardless, but that shit does add up after a while, and it does affect the quality of the site. Instead of raging because other people dare like something different than you, perhaps you should be rejoicing in the fact that there are indeed still stories here that people can enjoy, even if you don't.
>> No. 141993
>>141992
The day where Anon will stop bitching about stories and stop calling new writefags worthless faggots, Hell will be frozen over.
>> No. 141994
>>141992
>If you do like his story, cool. That is a perfectly valid opinion. However, you don't really have the high ground to be insulting others because they don't like a story you do

You see what I did there?
>> No. 141995
>>141994
You start shit, you get shit back.
>> No. 142002
>>141994

No one insulted you because you didn't like something. Its perfectly fine to dislike and to express that dislike. Within reason, and respectfully. People insulted you because you acted like a jackass. Learn the difference.
>> No. 142006
>>142002
>While I agree that none of us should be talking about this here, I'd hardly call people stating they don't like an author as being a jackass.

You see what I did there, again?
>> No. 142009
>>142006
Stating you don't like something isn't being a jackass, putting it in those words with no provocation certainly is.

As is childish fixed that for you mockery.
>> No. 142010
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142010
>>142009
I am sorry for having offended your delicate feelings. Next time, when vocally expressing my opinion about the writefag Demetrious, I will take every effort to do so in such a way so as not to offend the gentle masses who cannot handle those sorts of unwarranted affronts.

Please, accept this image and my most heartfelt feelings. I would dearly appreciate it if you could fill it out and get back to me, so that we might put this nasty business behind us, and continue being the goodly sports we are. Pip pip.
>> No. 142012
>>142010
I'm not the Anon you responded to initially, nor do I harbor any major opinion of Demetrius as a writer.
I simply think you're making an ass of yourself and wished to express my feelings as such.
Further, I have to say that with all the effort you're going to for this you're almost certainly more upset than I am, and you're damn sure more of a detriment to the board with this behavior than Demetrius ever was.
>> No. 142013
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142013
>>142012
Additionally.
>> No. 142015
>>142012
>I simply think you're making an ass of yourself and wished to express my feelings as such.

Your feelings have been received and summarily dismissed. Also, haha, I can not believe you filled out the form. Awesome.
>> No. 142017
>>142014
I didn't mean to imply there was any grand production involved on your part, I simply wish to convey that following this thread for such a lengthy period, as well as responding so consistently and with such unwarranted ferocity is giving the impression that you're rather upset.
>> No. 142018
>>142016
I would hardly think a single day constitutes a "lengthy period" of time.

What can I say about the other part though; I make an earnest effort to reply to everyone who directly quotes my posts. It's only natural that I would respond negatively when they do the same. Perhaps I need to drop that habit.
>> No. 142019
>>142018
It's certainly a lengthy period to hold a temper, and as apparently I wasn't being clear, the main issue is, as was mentioned earlier, not what you are saying but how you are saying it.
You seem upset because your earlier responses were of an angry tone. Indeed, you seemed positively livid at the suggestion that you move your complaints to the designated board and thread for such things.
>> No. 142020
>>142019
We've been over this song and dance before. In fact, it was just over a week ago. How I say things has little bearing, as long as it bears fruit.

>seemed positively livid at the suggestion that you move your complaints to the designated board

What. When did this happen? Please refresh my memory by quoting post, so we're both on the same page.
>> No. 142021
>>142020
>>141986
>>141989
Was this not you?
>> No. 142022
>>142021
Oh no, that last one was definitely me. I suppose the confusion was over your perception that I was "positively livid" in that post. Are you kidding me? That was completely tame; tit-for-tat shit, even.

If that sort of post is what you construe as infuriated anger, I suppose I can see how you would perceive my usual fair as apoplectic rage of a thousand suns, when it's usually just vague irritation.
>> No. 142040
So tell me, Why are two three four fuck I dont know how many anons are complaining about shit? Jesus christ I'm in this topic to read a shitty CYOA and make fun of TC, Not just see undesired shit.
>> No. 142083
>>142040
This CYOA is undesired shit.

Also, learn to sage, son.
>> No. 142088
Please stop treating your opinion like it is fact that is so prevalent that people might take it for granted.

Also, please stop branding everyone who has an opinion different from yours as a ruinous newfag from eternalsummerforest. Here's a shocker for you: I've been here visiting this site for three years, and I want to see how hard this train crashes.

Even if the intentions behind your words are good, all you're doing with your shitty attitude is shitting up the board.
>> No. 142089
>>142083


Sage, you say?
>> No. 142110
>>142088
>imageboard
>not expecting shit to be thrown

Really, Even though you might have been here for 3 years, that doesnt change the fact that you're still an idiot for thinking that.

>>142083
Fuck Sageing. I'm too hip for that shit dawg. fo shizzle.
>> No. 142206
How I sage for fish?
>> No. 142230
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142230
>>142206
here you go
>> No. 142244
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142244
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