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11147 No. 11147
"I... Guess." Mokou shrugs absently. The wind blows softly bringing with it the humid smell of rain to come and growing things, as the light gray sky tinted by it's cloudy cover looms above. It's impossible to tell exactly what time it is, although you have a gut feeling it's late afternoon or early evening. It's been a rather windy day. Mokou frowns at the obviously forthcoming weather, however. "I don't think of it much. One day becomes alot like another, after all." She comments, a bit more serious now.


[ ] "How old are you?"

[ ] Continue in silence

[ ] "Is there a shortcut we could take?"

[ ] "Maybe we should fly."

[ ] "Spring is a nice season."

[ ] "Oh. Keine... Out of curiousity, what do you do in the village? I mean, beyond teaching children."

>> No. 11149
Gah, forgot my trip.
>> No. 11151
[x] "Spring is a nice season."
>> No. 11152
Would that whole "never ask a woman her age" thing still apply if the woman in question is immortal, and thus no longer has to worry about age?
>> No. 11153
[X] "How old are you?"
No more Spring choices
>> No. 11154
[x] "Oh. Keine... Out of curiousity, what do you do in the village? I mean, beyond teaching children."
>> No. 11156
[ ] Continue in silence
You can go to the next stage now!
>> No. 11157
[ ] "Oh. Keine... Out of curiousity, what do you do in the village? I mean, beyond teaching children."
>> No. 11158
[x] "Spring is a nice season."

I want a lovely herald to appear alerady.
>> No. 11159
[X] "Oh. Keine... Out of curiousity, what do you do in the village? I mean, beyond teaching children."

Conversation makes the trip faster, and you don't ask a woman her age.
>> No. 11162
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11162
I wish for Lily Black to join our harem.
>> No. 11163
>>11162
Black is such a good color
>> No. 11164
[ ] "Spring is a nice season."
>> No. 11165
[x] "Spring is a nice season."
>> No. 11166
[ ] "Oh. Keine... Out of curiousity, what do you do in the village? I mean, beyond teaching children."
>> No. 11167
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11167
>[ ] "Is there a shortcut we could take?"
Why yes, yes there is.

(not a vote btw)
>> No. 11170
[ ] "Spring is a nice season."
>> No. 11171
[x] Continue in silence

Not too attracted to any of the options here.
>> No. 11172
vote for keine, so she tells a boring story after wich we can ruffle cirno again
>> No. 11176
>>11172
Okay I'll vote for Kei-

wait a minuet!
>> No. 11177
[ ] "Is there a shortcut we could take?"
>> No. 11180
[x] "Must have been hard before you met Keine, Mokou."

Gogo unlisted option!
>> No. 11181
[ ] "Is there a shortcut we could take?"
>> No. 11183
[ ] "Is there a shortcut we could take?"


short cut = some sort of unforeseen adventure
>> No. 11184
[ ] "Is there a shortcut we could take?"
>> No. 11185
[x] "Maybe we should fly."

Has the wrong option in my last post. Ahem.

I dunno why Anon is so scared to fly now, Mokou or Keine could carry us to make sure Cirno doesn't try to "help us learn to fly" again.
>> No. 11187
>>11185

And now I have a typo. Fuck it.

Had*
>> No. 11189
If the weather turns bad and everyone is stuck out on it because we insisted on walking, I can't imagine any of them will be too happy with us.

Perhaps it's time to suck it in and take to the skies once more?
>> No. 11190
[X] "Oh. Keine... Out of curiousity, what do you do in the village? I mean, beyond teaching children."

She is teaching the children. THAT IS ALL!

ALSO I MUST RUFFLE CIRNO'S HAIR AGAIN! I CAN'T RESIST!
ALSO 2 If we do this maybe Cirno's thing will be wet. ANON YOU MUST CHOOSE WISELY, YOU HAVEN'T FAPPED FOR 5 days YOU WILL DIEEEE!!!
YOU M U S T R A P E T H E L O L I FAIRY!!!!
>> No. 11191
You know I just realized, if people want to change their vote they should delete their post and state that they did.

[ ] "Spring is a nice season."
>> No. 11192
>"I don't think of it much. One day becomes alot like another, after all." She comments, a bit more serious now.

[x] "How old are you?"

OBVIOUS FOLLOW UP IS OBVIOUS
>> No. 11193
>>11190

Fuck, I hate you so much. You're worse than Dunhabelfast.
>> No. 11195
>>You know I just realized, if people want to change their vote they should delete their post and state that they did.

Or they could, you know, stop being so indecisive and not pick something unless they're absolutely certain that's how they want to vote.
>> No. 11197
>>11192 has a point
[x] "How old are you?"
>> No. 11198
>>11195
That WOULD be nice, but as an alternative. It'll fuck up the counting but it'll sure as hell make revoting more reliable.
>> No. 11200
>[ ] "Oh. Keine... Out of curiousity, what do you do in the village? I mean, beyond teaching children."

How presumptuous.
>> No. 11205
Keeping talking to Mokou, even if not for her route. Keine would like it A LOT if she opened up to a normal human.
>> No. 11206
[ ] "How old are you?"
>> No. 11208
[ ] "How old are you?"

While I would normally see it as rude, I don't think so as much in this case.
>> No. 11210
Fuck spring choices.

And I agree with >>11205


[c] "How old are you?"
>> No. 11211
Right you are.

[x] "How old are you?"
>> No. 11212
[x] "Maybe we should fly."

Anon must brave the air once more.
>> No. 11213
[ ] "How old are you?"

Soon to followed up with "what are your 3 sizes and weight?" followed by a fire fueled death.
>> No. 11214
A/S/L
>> No. 11215
[X] "How old are you?"

Keep talking to Mokou. Delicious immortal route. Once we claim her as ours, we can raid eientei and eat Kaguya's liver.
>> No. 11217
[] "So Moku, how legal are you?"
>> No. 11220
>>11215
Don't forget, we also still owe her for saving our lives twice.

We don't just owe her our life. We owe her DOUBLE LIFE.
>> No. 11222
[X] "Spring is a nice season."

Make it seem like we're offering to change the subject if Mokou wants to.
>> No. 11223
We've tripped the SPRING! flag; Lily will show up at a random moment as per her nature, not because you keep talking about spring.
>> No. 11224
>>11222
You realizing saying that will either trigger an appearance by a certain carpet-bombing fairy, or cause irony to kick in and a strong storm to suddenly break out, making the long walk home even more unpleasant.
>> No. 11225
>>11224
Walking through the rain is awesome, don't knock it.

Also we seriously lack people.
>> No. 11226
>>11225
A sudden rain shower just SCREAMS Kaguya ambush.
>> No. 11227
>>11225
Not when you have to do it for two hours.
>> No. 11228
>>11226

There's that, too. Remember, when you rely upon someone to keep you alive, any circumstance that would limit their ability to do so is a BAD thing.
>> No. 11229
[ ] "How old are you?"
>> No. 11230
>>11224

My issue is more claiming to be changing the subject to spring, when the subject already was spring.
>> No. 11231
>>11225
>Walking through the rain is awesome, don't knock it.

Normally yes, but no so much when you embody a fire elemental.
>> No. 11233
>>11226
An excuse to test our amulet-powered Cirno Missile!
>> No. 11234
>>11233
Would Kaguya count enough as a Youkai for the amulet to be of any effect, though?
>> No. 11246
>>11234

I think you're misunderstanding the mechanics here.
>> No. 11247
>>11234
Probably. Problem is that Kaguya isn't a melee fighter. We'll have to risk getting up close to use "AMULET PAUNCH!"
>> No. 11248
>>11234
I mean ruffling Cirno's hair, picking her up, and using the amulet to launch the fairy at Kaguya.
>> No. 11249
>>11234
Kaguya is Lunarian. Not a youkai.
PS: Age won, writing nao.
>> No. 11252
[x] "Man, spring is the worst. I wish it were summer already."
>> No. 11254
>>11248
That would mean possibly hurting Cirno.
Not only that, but for that to work we would have to NOT want Cirno to touch us. WE CAN NEVER NOT WANT TO TOUCH CIRNO. NEVER.
>> No. 11261
>>11225
Has anyone made a thread in /jp/?
>> No. 11265
>>11261

who cares about /jp/ ?

anyone who is interested knows about this place anyway
>> No. 11268
>>11265
Fair enough.
>> No. 11283
>>11249
>Age won
Dammit, have none of you ever talked to a woman?!
NEVER ASK THEM THAT.
>> No. 11289
>>11283
If you have to ask, you clearly haven't been paying attention.
>> No. 11292
>>11283

We're not hitting on her you dumb motherfucker, and she already admitted she was immortal.
>> No. 11301
>>11292

Well, I dunno. Still might be a bit awkward when the bit of trivia of how when she was our age not even most of our ancestors were alive, nevermind US, comes up.

It might not make her worry for her youth, but it would certainly serve as a reminder that in the time she's been around her family and everyone she ever knew or loved at one point has died.
>> No. 11302
>>11292
>We're not hitting on her

That's what you think.
>> No. 11306
A Mokou route is fine too
>> No. 11307
>>11301
Surely she's used to that by now. Yeah, it's kinda cold to say so, but really. Maybe we're not gaining any affection points with her this way, but I doubt she's gonna immolate us for it, either.
>> No. 11308
>>11301
Because she forgot she's immortal, right? The hell are you talking about. If it's an uncomfortable subject for her, we'll drop it.
>> No. 11319
mokou stopped counting her age years ago
>> No. 11320
>>11308
Immortality seems to be her pride. She does not hesitate to tell every assassin who goes on their trial of guts about it.
+ many characters are old, very old. It's not like they bother about their past.
>> No. 11322
>>11308
No, but no sense rubbing things in, is there?
And if something is a sensitive subject, one should be expected to have enough sense not to bring it up in the first place.

...of course, if most Anon had that much sense, they might have realized telling someone who was worried for our life that we basically went off and tried to get ourselves killed to "give them some space" was a rather stupid thing to say.
>> No. 11323
There goes the Mokou route, guys. She thought we were an idiot before, now we're an idiotic jerk. I wouldn't doubt that hurts our chances with Keine too.
>> No. 11327
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11327
>>11323
>> No. 11330
>>11301
>It might not make her worry for her youth, but it would certainly serve as a reminder that in the time she's been around her family and everyone she ever knew or loved at one point has died.

The point is to press enough to get her to express these negative emotions in front of sympathetic others instead of having leaving her to brooding by herself, but not so far as to cause her to react negatively. Revelation of the personal and expression of interest in that of others is very important for forming close social bonds.
>> No. 11332
>>11330

We've known her for about 2 days. Why the hell would she open herself to a complete stranger?
>> No. 11335
>>11322
>...of course, if most Anon had that much sense, they might have realized telling someone who was worried for our life that we basically went off and tried to get ourselves killed to "give them some space" was a rather stupid thing to say.

No, you idiot, it was the perfect thing to say to Keine, because it expresses your absolute dependence on her. And that is what gets her off.
>> No. 11336
>>11332
because anon is special
>> No. 11337
>>11330
>>but not so far as to cause her to react negatively

In other words, exercise some degree of tact, and know just how far to go, when to stop, and when to pull back?

I doubt Anon has enough sense to be able to pull that off, very well. If at all.
>> No. 11339
>>11323
We're talking about her life, and this is the logical next step in the conversation. She won't consider us a jerk for that. Context, people.

>>11332
Isn't that what she's been doing?
>> No. 11345
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11345
Mokou doesn't seem phazed by the question and, in fact, grins slightly. "Older than your grandmother's grandmother, I bet. Hmm, seriously though? I... Can't remember. Think it's over nine hundred, not sure. Huh." She blinks. "What year is it out there, anyways? Would probably be able to know, then."


[ ] "2008."

[ ] "Uh... By what dating system?"

[ ] "Nevermind."

[ ] "What year was it that you were born?"

[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
>> No. 11348
[ ] "Uh... By what dating system?"
>> No. 11350
[X] "Uh... By what dating system?"

makes sense to me.
>> No. 11352
[ ] "Uh... By what dating system?"
>> No. 11353
[x] "Uh... By what dating system?"
>> No. 11354
>>No, you idiot, it was the perfect thing to say to Keine, because it expresses your absolute dependence on her. And that is what gets her off.

Considering what Mokou has told us about her, I'm not so sure absolute dependence on Keine is a good thing for us, or our health in the long-run.

The girl gave us a laxative in place of a dietary supplement, for crying out loud. Not that I don't appreciate the concern behind it, but still. DAMN.
>> No. 11355
[X] "Uh... By what dating system?"

A sensible question, given her circumstances.
>> No. 11356
>>11345

[X] "2008."
>> No. 11357
[ ] "2008."
>> No. 11358
[ ] "Uh... By what dating system?"
>> No. 11362
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
[ ] "Hey, Cirno! Spring is here!" Attempt to distract her from the question
>> No. 11363
[ ] "Uh... By what dating system?"


>>Think it's over nine hundred

WHAT?! NINE HUNDRED?!?!
>> No. 11365
[X] "Uh... By what dating system?"

Also, I vote we strike Dunhabelfast's votes from counting, permanently. He always tends to kill us.
>> No. 11367
>>11363
>WHAT?! NINE HUNDRED?!?!
I lol'd.
>> No. 11373
[X] "Uh... By what dating system?"
>> No. 11375
Keine what does the scouter say
>> No. 11389
>>11332
>We've known her for about 2 days. Why the hell would she open herself to a complete stranger?

Our tightness with Mokou is comparable to our tightness with Keine: She's saved our life a bunch of times, we cooked her eggs, and we've successfully inserted ourself into her small social bubble through our connection with her only friend Keine, and subsequently made a bond with Mokou through saving Keine.

And it shows: She's told us far more about her background than any other Touhou thus far.
>> No. 11394
[x] "2008."
given the fact that we can talk without some translation device, western dates should work as well.
we don't know what year it is in other systems anyway
>> No. 11404
I don't think "Heisei 20" is going to mean much unless we can tell her how long all the past emperors ruled for
>> No. 11410
>>11404
Wait, here we go:

>Kōki (皇紀), or Imperial year, is an epoch used before WW2. Kōki 1 is the year when Emperor Jimmu founded Japan, that is 660 BC. This epoch system was adopted in 1872. In terms of nationalism, Kōki emphasizes the long history of Japan and imperial family because it is a larger number than Common Era (C.E.).

>Kōki 2600 (1940) was a special year. 1940 Summer Olympics and Tokyo Expo were planed as anniversary events, but canceled due to Second Sino-Japanese War.

She should know this one. It's Kouki 2668 right now.
>> No. 11413
>>14410
ALL HAIL WIKIPEDIA
>> No. 11415
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11415
"What do you mean?" Mokou raises an eyebrow. It suddenly occurs to you that you have no fucking clue about what dating system the japanese use is called anyways, much less what year it is in them. You mentally slap yourself. It makes you wonder how the hell you're talking to them without a translator, but there really isn't an obvious answer there; it sounds like plain english to you. You get the feeling whatever answer you'd get wouldn't be satisfactory, and in fact, you wonder how the hell you got here. Something to ponder on.


[ ] "... 2008."

[ ] "Nevermind, it was a silly question. Do you think we could stop and rest? My feet are killing me."

[ ] "Hey Cirno! Spring is here!"

[ ] "I hope it doesn't rain, we should hurry on."

[ ] "Do I say crazy if I say I have no idea either?"
>> No. 11416
[ ] "... 2008."
>> No. 11417
[X] "... 2008."
Eh. Close enough.
>> No. 11418
[x] "Nevermind, it was a silly question. Do you think we could stop and rest? My feet are killing me."
>> No. 11419
[ ] "... 2008 AD."
>> No. 11420
[X] "Nevermind, it was a silly question. Do you think we could stop and rest? My feet are killing me."
>> No. 11421
[ ] "... 2008."
>> No. 11422
[ ] "... 2008."
>> No. 11423
[ ] "... 2008."
>> No. 11424
[x] "... 2008."
>> No. 11425
[x] "... 2008."

So she thinks we're an idiot. Nothing new. And why the hell are we getting "Spring is here" options every damn choice? Is this supposed to be some sort of subtle hint?
>> No. 11426
[ ] "... 2008."
>> No. 11427
[x] "Why are you so damn hot?"
>> No. 11428
[ ] "... 2008."
>> No. 11430
[ ] "... 2008."
2008. You know. That's 2012 years after Jesus' birth.
>> No. 11432
>>So she thinks we're an idiot. Nothing new.

Hey, at least this idiocy doesn't come with a high risk of death or bodily injury for us.
>> No. 11441
2008 should be translated into whatever dating system Gensokyo uses automatically, so I don't think we'll look like an idiot.
>> No. 11442
[ ] "... 2008."
>> No. 11444
[x] "Uh... By what dating system?"
>> No. 11446
Going by Anon's knowledge of how they divide generations of Kamen Riders, we're currently in the Heisei period.
>> No. 11448
>>11444
Damn it, Slowpoke.
>> No. 11449
>>11425
It's not really a dumb question. Fuck, for all she knows, vampire cavemen from mars took over the earth 300 years ago and forced everyone to use their calendar.
>> No. 11450
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11450
"Hmm. Something to think about." Mokou doesn't answer your question as to her exact age, and you trudge on in silence for a little while longer. You know, you wish you had a laptop or something now. Seriously, Wikipedia would help so much. Or Google. There is a distant rumble, and the leaves on the trees flutter in the gust of wind, stirring up dust along the unpaved road. Your feet are hurting, how long has it been, anyways?


[ ] "Have any of you heard of internet access?"

[ ] "How much longer until we arrive?"

[ ] "So, Keine, tell me about yourself?"

[ ] "Is there a shortcut of some sort?"

[ ] "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."

[ ] "Could we stop for a short bit?"
>> No. 11451
>>11446
see >>11404 >>11410
>> No. 11452
>>11449
I wasn't commenting on the stupidity of the question, just her reaction to us asking it.
>> No. 11454
[x] "Could we stop for a short bit?"

Before we fucking DIE from exhaustion.
>> No. 11455
Well, that went about as well as could be expected, I guess.

[X] "So, Keine, tell me about yourself?"
>> No. 11456
>>[ ] "So, Keine, tell me about yourself?"

We've gotten what we can out of Mokou for now, but we still don't know much about our other kindly benefactor. Other than she's a teacher, a were-cow, and apparently has trouble reading the labels on bottles.
>> No. 11458
[X] "So, Keine, tell me about yourself?"
>> No. 11460
[x] "Is there a shortcut of some sort?"
>> No. 11462
[X] "So, Keine, tell me about yourself?"

Anon is a man. Mere foot pain will never slow him.
>> No. 11464
[ ] "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."
do it, cheer up the mood
>> No. 11465
[X] "So, Keine, tell me about yourself?"
>> No. 11466
[x] "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."
>> No. 11467
>>11450

>[ ] "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."

Sure, the choice where I would pick "Spring is here" due to lack of better choices, you replace it with this.

As much as I would like to ask about Keine, the storm sounds like it's coming closer.

[x] "Is there a shortcut of some sort?"
>> No. 11469
[X] "Is there a shortcut of some sort?"
>> No. 11470
[X] "So, Keine, tell me about yourself?"

Delicious werecow.
>> No. 11472
[X] "So, Keine, tell me about yourself?"
>> No. 11473
[x] "Have any of you heard of internet access?"
>> No. 11477
[X] "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."

Oh god let Cirno sing along!
>> No. 11478
Internet - use your real skill
>> No. 11479
>>11450

[x] "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."

This is a certain way to get a free airlift by Mokou.
>> No. 11481
[X] "So, Keine, tell me about yourself?"
>> No. 11483
[ ] "So, Keine, tell me about yourself?"
>> No. 11485
>>11472

Keine is the winner.
>> No. 11486
[x] "Have any of you heard of the wired?"
>> No. 11489
[x] "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."
>> No. 11507
[ ] "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."
Singalong time!
>> No. 11529
7 minutes.
>> No. 11530
[ ] "98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall"
>> No. 11532
[ ] "97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall"
>> No. 11533
[x] "99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer..."
>> No. 11534
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11534
"What? Me?" Keine looks a bit surprised. "Um, what would you like to know?" The look on her face is good natured and pleasant as she looks behind you. The marching order so far it seems, has been Mokou, Keine, you, then Cirno.


[ ] "What do you do for hobbies?"

[ ] "Are you single?"

[ ] "What do you research in particular? As a historian, that is."

[ ] "Do you like your job?"

[ ] "What are your three measurements?"

[ ] "A/S/L?"

[ ] "I mean, in general, what do you like?"

[ ] "How old are you?"

[ ] "How did you become a were-hakutaku?"
>> No. 11535
>>11532
[ ] "96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall"
>> No. 11540
[ ] "What do you research in particular? As a historian, that is."

This is one of her primary interests. Show some interest in what she likes.
>> No. 11552
[x] "How did you become a were-hakutaku?"
>> No. 11553
[X] "How did you become a were-hakutaku?"

Time to show we are not completely clueless
>> No. 11554
[X] "I mean, in general, what do you like?"
>> No. 11555
>>11534
[ ] "Do you like your job?"
>> No. 11556
[X] "What do you research in particular? As a historian, that is."
>> No. 11557
I don't see any of these yielding particularly interesting responses.
>> No. 11560
[ ] "I mean, in general, what do you like?"
>> No. 11562
[x] "What do you research in particular? As a historian, that is."
>> No. 11563
>>11534

[x] "What do you research in particular? As a historian, that is."

Smart choice.
>> No. 11565
[x] "I mean, in general, what do you like?"
>> No. 11566
[x] "What do you research in particular? As a historian, that is."
>> No. 11567
[x] "How did you become a were-hakutaku?"
This shoots down route, but I'm curious.
>> No. 11569
[x] "What do you research in particular? As a historian, that is."
>> No. 11570
[ ] "What do you research in particular? As a historian, that is."
>> No. 11571
Long walk is long.
>> No. 11572
[X] "What do you research in particular? As a historian, that is."
>> No. 11573
[ ] "What do you research in particular? As a historian, that is."
>> No. 11574
>>11534
>[ ] "What do you research in particular? As a historian, that is."

GOOD FRIAR, WHAT SAY YOU? WHICH IS GREATER, YOUR WERE-HAKUTAKU OR OUR WIKIPEDIA?
>> No. 11575
[x] "What do you research in particular? As a historian, that is."
>> No. 11576
[X] "I mean, in general, what do you like?"

It'll give us a good idea of how to make her want to keep us around.
>> No. 11577
>>11553
you totally do NOT ask girls about things they're embarrassed about on a WALK. With other people, especially (9)
>> No. 11578
>>11563

Everything, duh.

I vote
[ ] "How did you become a were-hakutaku?"
>> No. 11580
>>11575
10th historian vote.
>> No. 11582
>>11576
>It'll give us a good idea of how to make her want to keep us around.

We already do, it's skill Anonymous is already highly proficient in called "helplessness".
>> No. 11584
[x] "How did you become a were-hakutaku?"

She will feel more comfortable if we assure her that we care about her condition, and who knows? maybe find a cure for her peculiar situation as secondary objetive
>> No. 11587
>>11584

Referring to it as a "condition" would be a really, really bad move.
>> No. 11588
[x] "I mean, in general, what do you like?"

I feel cheated. Jerks.
>> No. 11591
[ ] "Are you single?"
>> No. 11592
>>11574
my were hakutaku
>> No. 11593
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11593
>>11574
Whichever one we can make sweet love to.
>> No. 11594
You guys do realize that we TOLD THEM THAT MEILING ASKED US OUT.

How do you think they'll react to something like "Are you single?"
>> No. 11596
>>11594
False. That part was left out.
>> No. 11597
>>11594
wait, when?
>> No. 11599
>>11588
>I feel cheated.


Here you go, an exhaustive list of Keine's likes:

Tidiness
Courtesy
Nice-smelling soaps
History
Teaching
Humans
Silly hats
Tending wounded animals (e.g., Mokou)
>> No. 11601
>>11599
Tidiness check
Courtesy check
Nice-smelling soaps let's do some fightclub
History we can do this
Teaching no check
Humans check
Silly hats check
Tending wounded animals (e.g., Mokou) let's go hurt ourselves
>> No. 11602
>>11593

WELL SAID! SEX IS GOD!
>> No. 11603
>>11588
We can't just say it. Keine has a thing for tsundere.
>> No. 11604
[X] "How did you become a were-hakutaku?"

Now the time has come! WE MUST GET THE INFORMATION HOW TO GET POWER!
(I foresee the answer: I was wondering in the forest and I found this hat..)
>> No. 11605
>>11601
>Teaching no check

"You should be able to solve this."
>> No. 11608
>>11599
mineral oil
>> No. 11609
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11609
>>11601
>Silly hats NO check

Fixed. Why do you think we keep getting into so much trouble?
>> No. 11610
>>11599

I think they meant cheated about the spring choices?
>> No. 11611
>>11604

tripfag, do you use amphetamine by any chance?
>> No. 11617
>>11410
I feel like I should point out that kouki was only used from 1873 to the end of World War II. Mokou's existed for at least 1200 years.

If Koutoku were still there, it'd be Hakuchi 1361.

(Yay for Wikipedia!)
>> No. 11620
>>11609
We need to craft a silly hat.
>> No. 11622
[X] "What are your three measurements?"
It works for Shiki, it can work for us!
>> No. 11634
History won, correct?
>> No. 11636
>>11634

yes
>> No. 11638
>>11634
Yes. It seems that way.
>> No. 11641
>>11603
>We can't just say it. Keine has a thing for tsundere.

It's more complex than that. Appearing too normal, self-efficacious, and well-adjusted in the course of a relationship would cause her anxiety and resultant detachment, as she feels less and less "needed".
>> No. 11647
Poor Cirno must be getting bored.
>> No. 11650
>>11647

We'll be singing obnoxious songs with her once Keine clams up.
>> No. 11651
>>11647
maybe we can summon the joking banana from MiG
>> No. 11654
I'm kind of torn on asking about Keine's were-hakutaku nature just yet.

On one hand, it's generally not good to just come out and talk about something that someone is obviously very sensitive about. However, on the other hand it might not be good to try to tip-toe around the issue. Mokou clearly doesn't, and seemed to think it was okay to be open and frank about both it and the fact that we already know about it. By acknowledging it, and continuing to stand by her, we show that we accept her for who she is. She's not a monster, or ugly, or anything of that sort. Keine is Keine, whether she's wearing a lunchbox or a pair of horns and a tail.
>> No. 11657
>>11654
Well I think we can all agree it isn't time to talk about it in the middle of a forest.

>>11647
She got hair ruffles recently, she is content to follow our lead for the moment.
>> No. 11658
>>11647
We have to make it up to her with a hair ruffle and a piggy-back ride.
>> No. 11660
>>11647

Cirno is in silent awe as she imprints Anonymous' every action in her immature mind. Soon, she'll be adopting our tastes and habits, will be repeating everything we say.
>> No. 11661
>>11660
Wow. Now THERE'S a sobering thought.
>> No. 11662
>>11660

Meme-spouting cancer Cirno? Don`t want.
>> No. 11663
Anyone else think that chances are we're NOT going to make it back to Keine's house without something bad happening?

Believe me, I'd love if we could just learn more about Keine and Mokou, and make it back safe and sound for a pleasant egg dinner, but since when have things ever gone so smoothly for us?
>> No. 11664
>>11662
No, but endearingly-idiotic hair-ruffling egg-cooking Nine-ball would make our already awesome little sister even more awesome.
>> No. 11666
>>11654

I think it would be more prudent to ask her these things after actually spending time with her in were-hakutaku form. Mokou may not tip-toe around it, but that may be because Keine is not usually embarrassed about it in front of her; rather it may be the embarrassment in direction to Anonymous, who she is not as familiar with.
>> No. 11667
>>11663

Between the fact that we're seemingly still 2 hours away from Keine's house and that we can hear a storm coming in, I imagine we're up for some shit happening.

Wait... now that I think about it... Didn't we run straight from Keine's house to the Scarlet Lake the first time we died? I don't seem to recall it taking two plus hours then...
>> No. 11668
>>11667
We ran to Reisin's house, didn't we?
>> No. 11669
>>11667
>Wait... now that I think about it... Didn't we run straight from Keine's house to the Scarlet Lake the first time we died? I don't seem to recall it taking two plus hours then...

Well, we were half-delirious from fever at the time
>> No. 11670
>>11667

If Kaguya attacks during the storm, Maybe Cirno could pull a deadly icicle fall if the rain is coming down good enough.

She is the strongest, after all.
>> No. 11671
>>11668

No, I mean the time we died trying to swim across the lake after "escaping" from Keine's house.
>> No. 11672
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11672
>>11666
I would agree, but unless the lunar cycles are much faster in Gensokyo, it's going to be a loooooooooong time before the next full moon.
Considering how long we've been at this, we haven't even completed a single WEEK yet, nevermind an entire month.

Still, a moonlight encounter would make for a rather nice and touching moment, and would have far more impact by actually being able to show you don't mind the horns and all, rather than simply saying it.
>> No. 11673
>ask her these things after actually spending time with her in were-hakutaku form.

if you know what I mean.
>> No. 11674
>>11670

Great thinking, that is until we get impaled by the same frozen raindrops.
>> No. 11676
Possible BAD ENDS in this situation:
1.we say something wrong
2.Cirno try the flying lesson again but this time Mokou isn't enough fast
3.SUDDEN DIE
4.Sakuya comes for you, you ask her about the pads KNIFED END
5. the lake finds you
6.GENUFLECT
>> No. 11677
>>11672

one word: timeskip
>> No. 11678
>>11670

Perhaps it would be better to simply have Cirno take advantage of the moisture and just Perfect Freeze Kaguya, or at least her head. Immortal or not, not even she could keep herself dry in the rain, especially not with all of her hair.

If nothing else, that would possibly serve to distract Kaguya long enough for us to take flight and flee, and without the risk of getting hit ourselves.
>> No. 11679
>>11674

I imagine that while Cirno is strong, Surely it would have limited area of effect.
We'd just have to get clear.
>> No. 11680
>>4.Sakuya comes for you, you ask her about the pads KNIFED END

Why would she come for us? We just left the mansion no more than an hour or so ago, game-time. They wouldn't have sent us away from the mansion just to call us back on the same day.
>> No. 11681
>>11680
Who knows? But you can meet me on my shopping route...
>> No. 11682
>>11676

You're an idiot.
>> No. 11684
>>11667
>Between the fact that we're seemingly still 2 hours away from Keine's house and that we can hear a storm coming in, I imagine we're up for some shit happening.

Lily Black approaches bearing news of April showers. And she rides upon a thundercloud.
>> No. 11685
>>11682

I honestly think he wouldn't come off as badly if his english was a bit better. He did admit it wasn't his first language, so I try to give him the benefit of the doubt.
>> No. 11686
>>11684
"And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder, one of the four youkai saying, "Come and see."
And I saw, behold a White Lily."
>> No. 11688
>>11678

Cirno & Mokou make a devestating combination attack, turning the condensed water vapor surrounding Kaguya into superheated steam.
>> No. 11693
>>11688
Now you're thinking with thermodynamics.
>> No. 11697
>>11688

Also, while they retreat, we should chuck a rock at Eirin's head.
>> No. 11707
>>11697

Completing our patented triple-elemental combination attack.
>> No. 11708
>>11707
If only we could use electricity, we could use the Delta Force attack.

FUCK YEAH, TRIPLE TECHS!
>> No. 11711
>>11708

We could find a taser at Kourindou
>> No. 11714
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11714
>>11147

I wish to ruffle her hair.
>> No. 11718
>>11711
A taser, and a wrench. For the one-two punch.
>> No. 11719
>>11714
have patience. it will happen
>> No. 11722
>>11714
We had one today, it's been a while so just enjoy it.
>> No. 11745
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11745
>>11719
>> No. 11747
>>11745

...I giggled.
>> No. 11778
>>11745

I havent laughed this hard since that Yuka edit.
>> No. 11976
>>11778
You mean the pissed one?
>> No. 12007
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12007
>>11976

Yes. That one.
>> No. 12008
7 minute break?
>> No. 12089
>>12008
Soup is best eaten slowly.
>> No. 12149
GM got kidnapped by lolis.
>> No. 12178
>>12149
WE MUST KILL THE LOLIS
NO, ANON, YOU ARE THE LOLIS
And then Anon was the little girl.
>> No. 12440
loli ending 2
>> No. 12481
By the way, the archive at http://bloodyshovel.oddwebsite.com/Ehs%20folder/YWUIG.html haven't been updated in awhile...
Did anon forget or is there another page keeping a more up-to-date record?
>> No. 12495
GM is outside, ENJOYING SPRING!
>> No. 12499
>>12495
At MIDNIGHT, Lily?
>> No. 12500
>>12495
But it's 1 in the morning...
>> No. 12501
>>12499
>>12500

I don't see whats wrong with that.
>> No. 12503
>>12501
Of course you don't, Lily.
Of course you don't.
>> No. 12504
>>12503

Nyoro~n
>> No. 12536
Now I want to ruffle Lily's hair.
I hope it doesn't shoot me.