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While "Globalization" doesn't exactly seem like it's talking about the internet, it still sounds like pretty smart stuff. Worldwide economy, reducing country barriers; maybe there's some stuff here you can use. After all, didn't Daisangen say that your paper is more about culture and less about internet? She sounds like she knows her stuff, whoever she is; you've already started to forget who's who in real life. It's worth a shot, at least. You think that it's a more trustworthy direction than letting Flandre "show you how to Internet", whatever that means. "Internet" isn't something you do, it's something that is! What's she talking about, anyways? What are any of them talking about?! Maybe Arc_Anna had the right idea when she left the conversation...
<Beauty_Fox> I'm fine by myself I think.
<Beauty_Fox> For now I mean.
<Daisangen> Do what works for you, Beauty.
<Daisangen> We're here if you have questions.
<Petoo> phone call, back in a bit
<OneUpMushroom> My dear Lilith!
<OneUpMushroom> I have a question!
<SparklyLilith> Do you now?
<OneUpMushroom> I do!
<OneUpMushroom> It's a question about the Internet, even!
<SparklyLilith> Oh boys, the Internet!
<OneUpMushroom> My question is simply this:
<BestDayEver> What is love?
OneUpMushroom is now known as ThePiderMan
<ThePiderMan> How, do I shot web?
<SparklyLilith> Why Peter Parker, that is indeed a question!
<SparklyLilith> But I must respond to your question with a question.
<BestDayEver> Can you has web?
<SparklyLilith> *Do you has web
<SparklyLilith> But that's beside the point.
<SparklyLilith> Which Peter Parker are we talking about here?
<SparklyLilith> Do you have the canisters, or the biological webs?
<SparklyLilith> Are we saying classic continuity, Ultimates, guest writer, one-shot? Movie continuity? NEW movie continuity?
<SparklyLilith> Before, or after Brand New Day?
<SparklyLilith> Is this Earth 616 or Earth 615.9?
<BestDayEver> ...there's a 615.9?
<SparklyLilith> ...you're not Spider Man, you're just Wade Wilson pretending to be Peter Parker again!
ThePiderMan is now known as TheDeadpool
<SparklyLilith> Don't you dare, Therese.
<SparklyLilith> Don't you fucking dare slander his name.
<BestDayEver> Woah, Sparks, easy.
<SparklyLilith> DON'T, YOU, FUCKING, DARE!
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<Patches> Good evening, ladies.
<SparklyLilith> vnurpewdcnb, I will behave myself on this channel for a week if you ban that heretic right now.
<Patches> Perhaps this is a bad time?
TheDeadpool was banned from #SDMazing by vnurpewdcnb ( )
<vnurpewdcnb> Not fucking likely.
<SparklyLilith> Thank you.
<vnurpewdcnb> Oh look, it's my biannual "Trust This Cunt With The Internet" day.
<Patches> It appears that this is in fact the perfect time.
<Daisangen> Hello, Nurp.
vnurpewdcnb blows a fucking party whistle
<SparklyLilith> I'm being serious here.
<BestDayEver> Wait, what just happened here?
<SparklyLilith> I cannot allow Deadpool's name to be used so lightly.
<Daisangen> Are you all right, Flan?
<SparklyLilith> Not even by my best friend.
<SparklyLilith> I'm fine, Dai, I'm fine.
<Patches> vnurpewdcnb, you're talking? That's rather uncharacteristic.
<vnurpewdcnb> Fuck you.
<SparklyLilith> I just... sorry, one of "those" moments.
<BestDayEver> I'm so confused >.<
<SparklyLilith> I promised I'd be a good girl.
<Patches> Giving our resident troll the benefit of the doubt for once, are you?
<Patches> That's quite large of you, vnurpewdcnb.
<Daisangen> Did you really NEED to ban Tear, though?
<vnurpewdcnb> Go on, bitch. Make a "large" joke about my chest. You know you fucking want to.
<Daisangen> You at the lab, Patch?
<Patches> Yes. I'll be asking for objective viewpoints some time tonight, most likely. Working now.
<Beauty_Fox> Oh, what?
Patches is now known as Patches|Working
<vnurpewdcnb> By the way, I give you thirty-three hours before you default on that bullshit facade you're putting on
<BestDayEver> Define "objective viewpoints".
<SparklyLilith> I'm ready to actually help you with the Internet now, Fox.
<SparklyLilith> In a helpful way, this time. If you want me to, that is.
<Patches|Working> Nothing too difficult you won't be able to provide, Bestday.
<Beauty_Fox> I don't know, SparklyLilith.
<SparklyLilith> Just make it Lilith, Fox. Sparks and Lil work too.
<vnurpewdcnb> And YOU talk about slandering a fucking bullshit comic book while you're over there playing light with a famous psuedo-historical demon whore.
<Beauty_Fox> You kind of confuse me, Lilith.
<Beauty_Fox> No offense.
<SparklyLilith> None taken; it's true.
<SparklyLilith> But in all honesty, internet culture, or pop culture in general, is a hard thing to just pick up on by reading articles.
<BestDayEver> Well, not THAT hard.
<SparklyLilith> We're talking about a huge chunk of society at large here.
<BestDayEver> Just read, like, Cracked or reddit.
<SparklyLilith> I think--correct me if I'm wrong--you're problem is that you basically lived in a vacuum up until now.
<SparklyLilith> I'll take that as a yes.
<Daisangen> It means you grew up outside of normal society, Beauty.
<SparklyLilith> Now, if you were a spineless jerk who works the system, you'd whine to your professor that this paper is discriminating against your socially-oppressed race.
<SparklyLilith> This is called being a loser, and is to be avoided. You still following, Foxy?
<Beauty_Fox> More or less.
<SparklyLilith> Where should we begin?
[ ] Let her explain things her way. She seems to be calm and collected right now.
[ ] Ask her if globalization has anything to do with Internet culture.
[ ] You keep hearing about TV and video games. Is that important to the internet?
[ ] Sunny/BestDayEver is more on your “level”. Ask her to pipe up and give you the basics.